Yes Chris Luxon is a terrible candidate – here’s why he’s going up in the polls

I love the shock this RNZ columnist has at just how terrible a candidate Chris Luxon is…

Opinion: Christopher Luxon fails to add anything meaningful in terms of policy solutions

Despite having the resume to be the next Prime Minister, Christopher Luxon fails to add anything meaningful in terms of policy solutions.

…Christian Lex Luther is fucking killing it bro!

Never before has such mediocrity been given such a standing ovation!

He’s the right wing David Shearer, a Captain Mumblefuck who can barely go 30seconds without shooting himself in the foot, and yet here he is soaring in the Polls.

And that’s the point isn’t it?

There is a chunk of NZ who hate Jacinda with an almost gleaming animosity and no matter how hopeless her opponent is, they will fanatically back him! In fact, it’s because he’s such a blundering clown that they fiercely support him, it’s a political cut-off-your-nose-to-spite-your-face dynamic.

National voters are saying, ‘We hate Jacinda so much we will elect a bland CEO with zero intellectual curiosity and bare competence in the knowledge he’ll fuck things up way worse than they are now, but fuck Jacinda’.

This is who we are now as a people.

Luxon is a fucking hopeless and woeful candidate who can’t do 20 minute interviews. His polices will only make the economic stresses worse and he has no real solutions to any of our societal troubles YET this turd rolled in glitter is preferable to voting Labour and Greens for many men.

Why is that?

The Right look for recruits and the Left look for traitors and right now, the right are winning.

To win 2023, the Left need to do far more bread and butter issues and far less pronouns and militant Te Reo pronunciation.

More material welfare less woke Virtue signalling.

I get that many are angry with Jacinda, her Government have failed to be transformative while claiming kindness, but her management of Covid deserves our respect and you can’t pretend backing Luxon is a righteous decision.

Luxon can do the 45 second CEO soundbite but he has zero intellectual curiosity, he is a devout evangelical Christian whom believes his wealth is proof positive that Jesus loves him. His policies will make things far far far worse in this country in terms of housing, inequality and poverty so don’t pretend voting against Jacinda for him makes you radical or edgy, it makes you a fuckwit!

Don’t support Jacinda, fine, but don’t vote in a.clown who will be worse! Vote for a party that you actually believe in rather than a spite vote against someone you hate.

Don’t be that petty and childish.


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