Dear AntiVaxxer Lunatics – it’s outrageous you won’t hang me!

Coronavirus: Growing amount of content online that will make your ‘hair curl and fall out’ – NetSafe

A website where Kiwis can nominate public figures to be tried for crimes against humanity over their role in the vaccine rollout is a “worrying” reflection of the times we live in, says NetSafe. 

The site, which Newshub has chosen not to link to, promises a “day of reckoning” for those pushing the “experimental injection”, saying they’ll face “the largest class action in New Zealand”. 

Targets include Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern, other politicians such as COVID-19 Response Minister Chris Hipkins, National Party leader Christopher Luxon and COVID-19 spokesperson Chris Bishop. All have expressed support for the vaccine rollout. 

Health officials and experts are also in the firing line, including Director-General of Health Ashley Bloomfield and vaccinologist Helen Petousis-Harris. 

Dear AntiVaxxer lunatics.

How are you all?

Let me take a stab in the dark, you are paranoid and about to get very sick?

I’m hilarious.

Look, I appreciate you are all terribly busy posing with National Party MPs, scaring children getting inoculations and ripping pages out of medical books in public libraries, but I urgently need to bring your attention to an obscene injustice!

I’m not the number one person you intend to lynch under an insane interpretation of the Nuremberg trials!

That’s right, the QAnon AntiVaxxer lunatic fringe have set up a list of people they intend to hang for crimes against humanity and unbelievably I AM NOT ON THE FUCKING LIST!!!!

My dear, stupid AntiVaxxers, I have shat on you and your stupid beliefs more than any other political commentator in New Zealand, I’ve argued that while it’s your right to refuse life saving vaccinations for the most stupid of reasons, it’s our right to laugh at you when you die.

I’ve laughed at your claims that this is a conspiracy run by a satanic child molesting cabal who stole the election from Trump and are using 5G technology to spread the virus to bring about a shadowy one world government.

I’ve mocked your ignorance, I’ve highlighted your nonsense and I’ve embarrassed your arguments and yet I am not on your fucking list of people you intend to hang???

What sort of shit is that?

Come on, I should be as popular with you loonies as Louis CK at a feminist conference, or Trump at a Black Lives Matter protest or JK Rawlings on NZ Twitter!

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! I deserve to be number one on your lynching list, that’s why I’ll keep bringing it up until I get to number 1!

The Working Group has in a mere 6 episodes become the number 2 political podcast in NZ, if we can beat NZ on Air funded group therapy sessions, by God I can beat a right wing QAnon incel fuckwit lynching list!

Vote here to nominate and make me number 1!

Comrades if we work in solidarity, we can ensure I’m the number one person AntiVaxx sociopaths intend to hang during their magical coup against the Government.

Hashtag I’m Spartacus.

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