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Elliot doesn’t seem to have a functioning knowledge of the words ‘Apartheid’, ‘Starts’, ‘So’, ‘The’, or ‘And’.

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Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern announces a shocked spider monkey will be the new Minister of Health.

Onward Luxon’s Soldiers

(Sung to the tune of Onward Christian Soldiers)

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God is having a laugh

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A dome of Blue Leadership

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A loaf of National MPs

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Nothing says middle class smugness quite like cycling to your own child birth. 

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Long strokes 

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Worst Ménage à Troi ever. 

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Kainga Ora neighbour.