Elliot doesn’t seem to have a functioning knowledge of the words ‘Apartheid’, ‘Starts’, ‘So’, ‘The’, or ‘And’.
Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern announces a shocked spider monkey will be the new Minister of Health.
(Sung to the tune of Onward Christian Soldiers)
God is having a laugh
A dome of Blue Leadership
A loaf of National MPs
Nothing says middle class smugness quite like cycling to your own child birth.
Long strokes
Worst Ménage à Troi ever.
Kainga Ora neighbour.